lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

pizza:

josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom

slapmytitties:

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

equiuszahhak:

BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed

do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop